CROTCH

Crotch

What do you get when Randal Huiskens joins a band with three incredible women? CROTCH - a band like you've never heard before! As bassist Terri Coon says, "Everyone has one - even your grandmother - and she can relate to it too!" Think you've heard all the girl groups? Wait until you get a load of these girls (and one guy)!

CROTCH was formed in 1990 while Randal was living at the infamous "Punk Hell" house. The band rehearsed for a few months, then played several shows over the next year. While opening for more well-known acts, CROTCH would usually steal the show with their unique blend of DIY punk rock and overt sexuality. An appearance on WELM TV captured the band for posterity, and introduced "The Dickhead Dancers," a group of dancers(?) that began appearing at their shows and running on stage. A recording session at White Rose Studios in Ann Arbor produced three tunes, among them the anthemic "Flattered to be Battered." You can download an mp3 of this recording below! We guarantee you've never heard anything quite like it!

 
Music Sample
CROTCH - "Flattered To Be Battered" MP3
Crotch paid a visit to White Rose Studios in Ann Arbor to record this rocking anthem. Capturing Crotch at their best, this song helped define the band as a wild mix of politically incorrect views and sexual outrageousness! We present this song as an mp3, ready to be played for your continued enjoyment! Turn your speakers up for this one! Engineered by Tony Whipple.
Copyright ©1990 by Karen Hammacher, Terri Coon, Suzy Miller and Randal Huiskens
 
 
Crotch Videos
Crotch appeared live on WELM-TV in the summer of 1990! Check out these outrageous video clips of that legendary performance! Language Warning!
► "Flattered To Be Battered" Quicktime Video
► "My Dog Ain't Gotta Prove Nothin'" Quicktime Video
► "Another One Bites The Crotch" Quicktime Video
► "Crotch Theme / Midnight Hour" Quicktime Video
► "The Punishment Of Crotch" Quicktime Video
► "Catbox" Quicktime Video
Copyright ©1990 by Karen Hammacher, Terri Coon, Suzy Miller and Randal Huiskens
 
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Copyright ©1990, 2003-2009 by Crotch


Crotch Is:
Suzy Miller guitar
Terri Coon bass
Randal Huiskens drums
Karen Hammacher vocals